"You know, Rambo 3 is a great example. Al-Qaeda literally means ‘the database' and was originally the computer file name of the thousands of Mujahideen who were recruited and trained with help from the CIA to defeat the Russians."

"Shhhhhhhh. Thats just the preservatives talking."

"But you see, Orwell was right! We are at war with.... wait. 'The preservatives?' What the H are you talking about?"

"A long time ago, beer manufacturers learned that UV rays from the sun caused beer to go bad quicker. It has to do with the crystalline structure of the molecules that make up glass and nucleation sites for carbon dioxide to gather. Don't worry, the first people to learn of this did not understand it either. However, the dark beer bottle was invented. No one knows for sure what came first, dark green or brown, but ask any weeping Indian, there are enough of both laying beside historic Route 66 that it does not matter. What matters is that Miller High Life took the higher path. Instead of doing what was best for the beer, they did what was best for them. They kept the clear bottle and just added a bunch of preservatives to make it seem like the beer was fresher. That clear glass bottle in your hand is a testament to the standard of influence that you allow into your system."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"More studies and research have been poured into the effects of the color of glass on beer, then have been poured into the effects of preservatives on people. Are you sure you are in the right state of mind to make a comment about the Government of the United States of America?"

"Um... yes."

"Good. Just remember, 'Vote or Die!'"