I know what you’re thinking. “OMG, C-4 is not here! How do I breath?” Have no fear! Even though I am stuck in South Dakota, I am still looking out for your wellbeing.

I trust you, and I know you don’t need this reminder, but just in case, TODAY IS NINJA DAY! So break out your dark black, creep around in the shadows, and keep the memory of that little blond, crippled, blind girl, who spoke with a lisp in your hearts. Also remember the spear that went through her head.

For more info:
http://www.askaninja.com/
http://dayoftheninja.com/
http://www.realultimatepower.net/